Martini Mixology

Eggs Benedict comes with Canadian bacon, while American and English are also on the menu - so why not try them all and compare

ohhh - this looks interesting - book me a place

A Cosmopolitan (a la Sex and the City)

Our tutor - head steward of the best ship afloat...

Ummm?

Woah!

The lesson endeth - and I have a slight problem - those are pretty much my glasses

and there is no way I am going to be able to move from this chair any time soon...

Is that the ship going up and down? - no its just my sozzled perception, the Atlantic is masquerading as a millpond.