Apparently my head looks like this German Island

This is Sylt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylt) where my young friend Noah (~5 years old) has just been for a family holiday.

and on observing my, somewhat sparse, tonsiorial thatch said "your head looks like Sylt!".

 Interesting - a 40 kilometre sand island, having outline reminiscent of the business end of a winghead shark.  Surreal think I, incorrect think I and then it is clear....

Noah is making reference to the marram grass dune systems found on the western margins

My Ammophila Arenaria haircut